Monday, August 31, 2009 by Dana.

So I noticed this article in the AZ Republic about the “not so wild” burros in a tourist area getting fat from being overfed the same crap that the tourist eat.  I do think it is a good idea to be concerned about these animals; however, let’s get 10243298423 times more concerned about our obese society.  There are far too many fat kids who turn into fat adults that need our help.  Let’s put a tax on fast food and find a way to load fresh fruit into vending machines. 

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 by Dana.

Through some various furniture moves that you don’t really want to read about, we ended up with several dining room chairs to dispose… and our 9 year old as commandeered them.  He has them setup in an open area of the Great Room, covered in numerous old bed sheets to form a make shift tent/fort.  For 2 days now, he has been playing in it, having moved a variety of toys and games into it to play with his friends that come over.

I remember building tent forts the same way as a kid, and it is fun to watch him do the same.  Did you build them?  What was your technique?

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 by Dana.

At the mall yesterday, I walked by the Cookie Diet kiosk (don’t get me started on the stupidity of a cookie diet) and noticed the completely useless kiosk clerk pulling fries out of a huge bag of food from McDonald’s.

First of all, if unemployment is so high, wouldn’t there be a high probability of hiring someone for your booth that looks like they might have actually followed a cookie diet… or any diet for that matter?  Then, would you not forbid that employee from eating a bag of fast food while they are at the kiosk?

Am I the only one that sees how absurd all of this is?

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Friday, August 14, 2009 by Dana.

After breakfast with the boys on my Friday off, I drove 2 of them to school on my Harley (not at the same time of course).  They love arriving in style of course.  I think they would prefer that I pull up on the sidewalk in front of everyone, but I followed the rules and parked it in an open visitor spot to let them off.

Then I took the bike out for a photoshoot with the hottest, sexiest blonde! She wore stiletto platform heals, a mini skirt, and a corsette!  It was awesome!

…and I got a pic of me on the bike too!

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Thursday, August 6, 2009 by Dana.

So the report is that this FORMER elementary school Assist. Principal is an escort.  I emphasise the word FORMER, because nobody is claiming she was doing both at the same time (as of yet).  So now 2 sources have come forward (to the local news) to out her.

http://www.azcentral.com/community/ahwatukee/articles/2009/08/05/20090805n12-escortprincipal08052009-CR-CP.html

I’m guessing that some angry wife found out her husband used her services, and she made him to go with her to the news or lose half of everything in the divorce.

And if there is no proof that she was doing both at the same time… get off her case.  She may have quit to be able to make enough money to pay her mortgage, because everyone knows teachers are underpaid.

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