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Archive for Saturday, June 12, 2010
Things You Don’t Need in Suburbia
Saturday, June 12, 2010 by Dana.
Living in Disturbia, I’ve observed that people own things they just don’t need here. Here are my top 5 observations.
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You do not need a lifted 4×4 if off-road means driving up on the curb at your kid’s elementary school.
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You do not need a truck if you’ve never put anything into the bed for fear of scratching the paint
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You do not need a motorcycle if you only get it out for the annual bike week parties.
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You do not need a lawnmower if you hire an illegal immigrant to do your yard work.
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You do not need a mountain bike if venture no further than grass in the greenbelt behind your home.
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