5 Gifts for Men Living in Disturbia

Monday, November 30, 2009 by Dana.

5. Kenny Powers Jersey from http://www.kennypowersjerseys.com/

Kenny Powers is the main character in the HBO comedy “Eastbound and Down”.  Any fan of the show would love a jersey to wear when he decks the guy that doesn’t pick up the doggie droppings in your yard and shouts “You’re f’ing out!”

   

   

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4. Camobooty Hip Flask from http://sekseparties.com/ (email or call to order)

Help your man get through a chick-flick or a day with the in-laws by sneaking drinks from his very own hip flask adorned in a camouflage pattern made from exotic female silhouettes.               

   

   

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3. 16′ Extension Ladder from http://www.amazon.com/

Whether your man is cleaning gutters, hanging holiday lights, painting, or repairing the roof, a good extension ladder is essential.  Think of it this way ladies… you will no longer hear the “I don’t have a big enough ladder” excuse again.           

   

   

       

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2. Whiskey and Cigars from http://www.bevmo.com/

Beer is for house parties. Vodka for limo rides and club hopping. Whiskey is for satisfaction! Glenlivet and cigars is the perfect way for your man to help forget that the nosey neighbors live close enough to hear the wife scream out in pleasure… during that rare monthly coupling.        

   

   

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1. Power Tools from http://www.lowes.com/

Men love power tools.  In fact, the only thing they love more than power tools is watching the Benny Benassi video of girls using power tools.  Along with the extension ladder, this is another great way to eliminate excuses for handling items on the Honey-Do list.  For extra points, dress like the girls in the video when you give this gift.         

   

   

   

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